As the bus driver said to the man with no legs "how're ya gettin' on".
A friends father, when surprised, was oft to say, oh be joe would you look at that. It amused me and perhaps some of this will amuse you.
OhBeJoe was one time winner of the bonnie baby competition but had the prize taken off him because he was fifteen at the time and it was discovered that he had undergone extensive deconstructive surgery. His interests include breathing, talking, eating, and standing up, sitting around and lying down. He is a regular visitor to the toilet and has claimed to have had little or no problems with bowl movements in recent years. He is not a fan of people, the colour mauve or the sound a whale makes when it's embarrassed.
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I absolutely love this. Thank You!
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