Someone had left a floater and no ordinary floater I might add. It must have been a five pounder. I swear to jaysus it was the biggest continuous human shite I have ever seen. To call it a log doesn’t do it justice it was more of a trunk if anything. How he walked after passing that thing I’ll never know. It’s no wonder the fuckin’ thing wouldn’t flush you’d need a jack hammer and a welders mask to sort that thing out. It must be five or six inches in diameter and must have torn the hole out of him pushing it out. Rectum, rectum I’d say it nearly fuckin’ killed him!
Anyway here are some amusing pictures to take your mind of that colossal shite …
