If women are so good at multitasking then why the fuck can’t they pack their shit up, put their change into their purse and fuck off away from the counter, at the same time?
I’m sick of standing behind you slow ass bitches move the fuck along.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
Bandy Legged Gypsies
Where the bloody hell are all these bandy legged Romanians coming from? There seems to be an inordinate amount of them hanging out at roundabouts in the greater Dublin metropolitan area. I’ve seen one legged ones hobbling along rows of cars with a bucket in one hand and a crutch in the other. I’ve seen another one, a young fella, with one good leg and one leg that just didn’t quite make it. He lets it dangle over the hand hold of the crutch with the trouser leg rolled up so the world can see it. I assume the idea is to instil a sense of pity in the drivers who might say “ah the poor bandy legged Romanian divil” and give him a few bob. Perhaps there was an advertisement in Romanian Gypsy Weekly; “Bandy Legged Gypsies Wanted In Ireland. Excellent Career Opportunities. Choose Your Own Roundabout”.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Oddest Movie
What's the oddest movie you've seen? The oddest one I've seen in a while was a movie called Gozu.
It was about the Yakuza and invloved a man who could only have sex with a soup ladle inserted in his rectum, he had various sizes for various reasons. It also had a woman who filled bottles with her breast milk and ended with a girl giving birth to a fully grown man.
Them Japs is crazier than shithouse rats ....
It was about the Yakuza and invloved a man who could only have sex with a soup ladle inserted in his rectum, he had various sizes for various reasons. It also had a woman who filled bottles with her breast milk and ended with a girl giving birth to a fully grown man.
Them Japs is crazier than shithouse rats ....
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Westboro Baptist Church
The strange and fruity people at the Westboro Baptist Church have taken time out to mark the passing of Heath Ledger in their own fashion...
Check out these nutfucks at the following links
I don't know why I've been to America and thought it was grand...
Can't say I blame him they smell funny and give you cancer ...
Oh and they hate Ireland too ....
Why God Hates Ireland:
Led by such unclean canines - ("dogs" often means "sodomites" in Scripture, e.g., Deut. 23:17,18) - as openly-gay Senator David Norris, Ireland has become a veritable cesspool of corruption. Yielding to the Strasbourg Sodomite Whorehouse masquerading as a court superior to the supreme court of Ireland, enforcing a so-called: First Supranational Law System! It's a fag court! Calls itself the European Court of Human Rights. Hogwash! First Supranational Law means Fag Law. The case of Fag Norris vs. Sodomite Ireland is now the supreme law of Ireland. Under Ireland's Fag Law, it is a crime to preach the Gospel; to wit: This farcical, Satanic law is cited as the Prohibition of Incitement to Hatred on Account of Sexual Orientation Act. The Catholic Church and its perverted priest molestation traditions have a strong hold over Ireland. A prime example is fag priest Oliver O'Grady. Serial sex predator O'Grady finds respite and comfort in Ireland, having fled one step ahead of the next round of punishment in Doomed america. It's a wonder the poison potato earth doesn't just vomit him out.
Check out these nutfucks at the following links
I don't know why I've been to America and thought it was grand...
Can't say I blame him they smell funny and give you cancer ...
Oh and they hate Ireland too ....
Why God Hates Ireland:
Led by such unclean canines - ("dogs" often means "sodomites" in Scripture, e.g., Deut. 23:17,18) - as openly-gay Senator David Norris, Ireland has become a veritable cesspool of corruption. Yielding to the Strasbourg Sodomite Whorehouse masquerading as a court superior to the supreme court of Ireland, enforcing a so-called: First Supranational Law System! It's a fag court! Calls itself the European Court of Human Rights. Hogwash! First Supranational Law means Fag Law. The case of Fag Norris vs. Sodomite Ireland is now the supreme law of Ireland. Under Ireland's Fag Law, it is a crime to preach the Gospel; to wit: This farcical, Satanic law is cited as the Prohibition of Incitement to Hatred on Account of Sexual Orientation Act. The Catholic Church and its perverted priest molestation traditions have a strong hold over Ireland. A prime example is fag priest Oliver O'Grady. Serial sex predator O'Grady finds respite and comfort in Ireland, having fled one step ahead of the next round of punishment in Doomed america. It's a wonder the poison potato earth doesn't just vomit him out.
We Live In A World
Where live in a world where Brad Renfro and Heath Ledger die yet Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse still live. Where’s the justice? Not that I was a huge fan of Renfro or Ledger but they grated on the brain a whole lot less than Doherty and Cunthouse. Have you seen her with that blonde / nicotine stained hair? If I had a bag of cocks I wouldn’t give her one. I’d sooner eat the crotch off a dead leper than hit that.
We live in a world where people seem oblivious to the purpose of a yellow box on the road causing chaos during rush hour. For the most part, and I’m only stating what I observe, women seem to be most at fault. Don’t sit there in your car staring straight ahead as if you can’t see me pretending that there is no yellow box you hatchet faced fucktard. If you don’t know what it’s for don’t drive. They deserve a boot in the box if you ask me.
This made me smile though....
"Go on touch it just touch it, it won't bite, just touch it ....."
We live in a world where people seem oblivious to the purpose of a yellow box on the road causing chaos during rush hour. For the most part, and I’m only stating what I observe, women seem to be most at fault. Don’t sit there in your car staring straight ahead as if you can’t see me pretending that there is no yellow box you hatchet faced fucktard. If you don’t know what it’s for don’t drive. They deserve a boot in the box if you ask me.
This made me smile though....
"Go on touch it just touch it, it won't bite, just touch it ....."
Monday, January 21, 2008
Up The OXO Tower
A rather amusing review of the “OXO Tower” restaurant in London town.
In other news is it just me or does The Bono look like Harry Potter's Ould Fella.
He Be Old!
In other news is it just me or does The Bono look like Harry Potter's Ould Fella.
He Be Old!
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Controversial
The North's Sports Minister Edwin Poots is calling for an end to the playing of the Irish national anthem ahead of GAA games in the North.
DUP politician Edwin Poots also says he wants to see an end to the naming of sports grounds after Irish patriots.
Mr Poots became the first DUP politician to attend a GAA match in an official capacity last night when he watched the McKenna Cup game between Donegal and Down in Newry.
He was welcomed to the game by GAA president Nicky Brennan.
However, he arrived late as part of a protest against the playing of Amhran na bhFiann before the game.
In response the GAA had this to say....
DUP politician Edwin Poots also says he wants to see an end to the naming of sports grounds after Irish patriots.
Mr Poots became the first DUP politician to attend a GAA match in an official capacity last night when he watched the McKenna Cup game between Donegal and Down in Newry.
He was welcomed to the game by GAA president Nicky Brennan.
However, he arrived late as part of a protest against the playing of Amhran na bhFiann before the game.
In response the GAA had this to say....
What Am I Reading .....
Currently reading this. There seems to be no limit to what the US army will attempt.
Just finished reading this. Although I reckon it should have been called "Letter to A Christian Fundamentalist Creationist."
Read this over the Christmas break which is a really good insight into the Apollo program and the twelve men who walked on the moon. The software used in the Lunar Module, the bit they used to land on the moon, only had a 36K capacity. There is way more technology in your mobile phone than in the rockets they used to get to the moon.
Also recently read this which is very, very good indeed. It's like the Bible only better, although he still dies in the end but shhh don't tell the Protestants you'll ruin it on them.
Before that I read this. Which gave me a real sense of where we are.
Before that I read this, its a short tale about a 100 year old man, his 20 stone grandson called Tiny oh and a duck called Fup, as in Fup Duck!
Just finished reading this. Although I reckon it should have been called "Letter to A Christian Fundamentalist Creationist."
Read this over the Christmas break which is a really good insight into the Apollo program and the twelve men who walked on the moon. The software used in the Lunar Module, the bit they used to land on the moon, only had a 36K capacity. There is way more technology in your mobile phone than in the rockets they used to get to the moon.
Also recently read this which is very, very good indeed. It's like the Bible only better, although he still dies in the end but shhh don't tell the Protestants you'll ruin it on them.
Before that I read this. Which gave me a real sense of where we are.
Before that I read this, its a short tale about a 100 year old man, his 20 stone grandson called Tiny oh and a duck called Fup, as in Fup Duck!
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Random Sleepy Bits.
I dreamt last night that my bed was invaded by three Palestinian militants. I’d just gone to the bog for a piss and when I came back there they were. Not the nice I could have empathy with kind of militant either, no these were your “now it’s our bed and you’re not getting back in”, threatening violence, kind of militant. I had to go downstairs and sleep on the couch. I went back upstairs eventually and shot them while they slept but then I had the whole issue of getting rid of the bodies. Jaysus I was wrecked when I got up this morning.
I had a rather erotic dream about Catherine Zeta Jones the other night too. But she was in a wheelchair for the whole thing. What was that all about?
The night before that I dreamt I was standing on top of a wall shaking the shit out of a tree when a red monkey jumped out of it landed on my chest, flung its arms around my neck, looked back over its shoulder and said “jaysus you frightened the shite out of me”. What followed was a long discourse on the tragedy of farming monkeys and as it happened there was a red monkey farm just the far side of the wall. It was up to me to rescue these little fellas but how, but how. When I turned to my new friend for advice he said “don’t look at me sure I’m just a monkey” as he picked shit from his hole and ate it.
I had a rather erotic dream about Catherine Zeta Jones the other night too. But she was in a wheelchair for the whole thing. What was that all about?
The night before that I dreamt I was standing on top of a wall shaking the shit out of a tree when a red monkey jumped out of it landed on my chest, flung its arms around my neck, looked back over its shoulder and said “jaysus you frightened the shite out of me”. What followed was a long discourse on the tragedy of farming monkeys and as it happened there was a red monkey farm just the far side of the wall. It was up to me to rescue these little fellas but how, but how. When I turned to my new friend for advice he said “don’t look at me sure I’m just a monkey” as he picked shit from his hole and ate it.
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