Thursday, July 19, 2007

Rodent Wars Engulf World Hotspots

The Iran-Irag War II has already started! But this time it's between woodland critters. Evil, ferocious honey badgers are taking over Basra while Iran's state news agency has claimed that their intelligence service has arrested 14 squirrels, who were spying just inside Iran's borders. They were apparently carrying "spy gear of foreign agencies". My money's on the honey badgers though. Their fur is so loose if you were to grab it by the scruff of it's neck, it could still turn round in its own skin and rape the face off ya.

Max the whole world has gone mad I tells ya....

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