"My forecast is that around 2050, the state of Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize marriages with robots," artificial intelligence researcher David Levy at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands told LiveScience.
Levy recently completed his Ph.D. work on the subject of human-robot relationships, covering many of the privileges and practices that generally come with marriage as well as outside of it.
At first, sex with robots might be considered geeky, "but once you have a story like 'I had sex with a robot, and it was great!' appear someplace like Cosmo magazine, I'd expect many people to jump on the bandwagon," Levy said.
Pygmalion to Roomba
The idea of romance between humanity and our artistic and/or mechanical creations dates back to ancient times, with the Greek myth of the sculptor Pygmalion falling in love with the ivory statue he made named Galatea, to which the goddess Venus eventually granted life.
Well now. I guess so long as you don't have the thing plugged in and charging while your filling it with love muck it might just work. Of course shoving your knob between two electric sanders would work just as well. Or so I'm told .....
In other news. This was e-mailed to me today ....
I'm thinking of signing up. Imagine having a cock the size of a small lady. It's no ordinary cock either. It's a throbbing varicose veined cartoon comic cock that is. You could impregnate women from 50 yards with a cock like that. Of course carrying it around would be murder on your back. Still it’s a small price to pay for an atomic cock....
Max hand me the magic mouthpiece I've a new cock to order....
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