Lord Save Me From Vista

I never thought it was possible to hate an inanimate object as much as I hate Windows Vista. It is undoubtedly the bane of my life. Being forced to use this cursed excuse for an operating system is tantamount to torture. The US government should scrap water boarding and just force detainees to use Vista day in day out. I’d confess to having crucified Christ just to get away from it. I often lay awake at night praying to God to give life to Vista just so I can hunt it down and slaughter it like the pig of a thing that it is, and I’m an atheist, that just proves the depth of my hatred. I hate Vista so much I found God.