How Would You Be Well And Your Arse In Two Halves.

I sware to jaysus I'm sick and tired of working in an office with one male jacks shared by five men who eat too much fruit. I'm telling you the smell would knock a fucking horse. If my stomach stank that bad I'd take it out and beat it up against a wall. You'd think something had crawled up inside them and died. Sware to jaysus it's not right. But sure as me ould father was oft to say "how would you be well and your arse in two halves".

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