Humpy French Bastards

Jaysus it’s tough being Irish sometimes or at the very least it’s tough being an Irish supporter. Yesterday’s disaster at Croker epitomises what it is to be Irish. The nearly men, always the fucking nearly men. Two minutes from glory yesterday and if it wasn’t for the French winger, Vincent “humpy bastard” Clerc it would have been a great day. Jaysus how I hollered at the tube when he made for the end line, bust him, I shouted, split him in two, crush his chest, puncture his lungs, fracture his skull, break his knee caps or at the very fucking least knock him over. But no, there was to be no breaking of French bones, only of Irish hearts. My only consolation, scant though it is, is that at least it wasn’t the fucking English!!