Welcome to the local news at 7 past 16. Here are the headlines. A bomb didn't go off in the village today and 117 people are feared still alive. It took no time at all for the emergency crews who didn't arrive to clear the debris which wasn't there off the street after the bomb didn't go off.
Two people have not been arrested in Mickos Bar after the Police never raided a private poker game which as we speak isn't taking place.
A curfew has been placed on all the deer in the Park after it was announced that they were really Sectarian Orange Bastards in disguise out looking for some cheap sucky sucky. A date has yet to be set for their mass execution.
In sports news a local woman from the area driving a 1982 3 door Ford Fiesta has successfully tracked down and crossed 4 old ladies in wheelchairs in just under 8 days. It's the first time the feat has ever been attempted by a local Woman.
There is a nasty wind blowing from somewhere, the Met office is not quite sure from where yet but they will let us know as soon as they find out. Rain has been predicted for sometime in the future with a high probability that it will be somewhere near here. There are some broken clouds over Dublin but the Met office hope to get them fixed by mid evening. It will probably get very dark later on so be sure and bring a flashlight.
About Me
- OhBeJoe
- Dublin, Ireland
- OhBeJoe was one time winner of the bonnie baby competition but had the prize taken off him because he was fifteen at the time and it was discovered that he had undergone extensive deconstructive surgery. His interests include breathing, talking, eating, and standing up, sitting around and lying down. He is a regular visitor to the toilet and has claimed to have had little or no problems with bowl movements in recent years. He is not a fan of people, the colour mauve or the sound a whale makes when it's embarrassed.
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